DISCLAIMER: I AM RANTING ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, PLEASE DO NOT SEND HATE TO HER, SHES AMAZING AT ~Pr0cellous (https://www.deviantart.com/pr0cellous)
Alice: Come on bby gime your dick
Me: Uhm
Alice: Fucking talk dirty to me
Me: but i'm-
Alice: IM HORNY AS SHIT RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME LINK TO FUCKING PORN OR SOME SHIT.
Me:....
Alice: PLease.
Do you not know how much this has happened to me, I go on skype/steam and I here "Garfield, im horny can I link some porn" LOOK UP YOUR OWN FUCKING PORN. IS IT THAT HARD?!!!?!?!? Don't get me started with Dio, JESUS CHRIST. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Her art is okay, even though she uses MS Paint, her coloring is okay, she needs to shade tbh. S
Ken: I'm tryin' to gather some questions before I start answering, so start asking some stuff.
Also there's a pixie here with me, her name's Sam, try to be nice to her.
Sam: I'm kinda uh, new t' this whole answerin' questions thing, so I guess jus' be easy on me? *Shrugs* I know Eric, and we've kinda uh, been gettin' to know eachother better lately.
Ken: Right, ask us both questions, we're kinda bored here.
I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING I...